Oliver's Poetry
Publish Your Own Pottery
you probably won't believe this
but it's absolutely true
i'm a bleedin' poet
oobie doobie doo
anyone can do it
if you've got the time to spare
all you need is a pen and pad
and a little bit up there
find yourself a dictionary
with loads of words and that
pick some words and tear 'em out
and chuck 'em in a hat
it helps if you can read and write
and rhyme a little bit
cos it you can't you'll look a twat and your bleedin' poem will be all over the place and it won't scan and the whole thing will be a waste of time.
brian (wordsworth) damage
2 comments:
A spiffing good poem, Monty, keep up the splendid work.
Must dash. Toodlepip.
Oliver
Thank you Oliver for your comment. It is truly a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates the finer things in life.
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