Sunday, October 29, 2006

Somewhere to go on a Wednesday


Pear Shaped Comedy Club

Dreams

Dreams

I close my eyes and I drift away
into the magic night I softly say
a silent prayer like dreamers do
then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you

Monday, October 09, 2006

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dear Costume Goddess...





















What can you recommend for a tall, pear-shaped dancer? I mean in terms of belt-shaping, but also the overall ensemble. The 10-yard skirt, bra, belt thing is cool, but I'd like to try something different. I love those groovy deMille-type panel skirts but my saddlebags don't. Help?

--Apples & Oranges
http://www.shira.net/cg/pear.htm

Pear Shaped reading


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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Another one bites the dust













She served us well - but now it's time to let her go















Hopefully she will find a new home unlike her predecessor who was cremated in Edinburgh by disgruntled locals.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The Rare Patagonian Toothfish

Two Biddies Go To Gozo

A Two Biddies travelogue involving Billy Biddy and Biddy Biddy aka The Three Biddies (although one of them is usually missing) in which case they are known internationally as "The Two Biddies" tell us about the delights of Gozo - a small island surrounded by water not far from Malta which is another small island (also surrounded by water) although slightly larger - but only in size.

Billy and Biddy are actually identical giblets. To the untrained eye Billy is far more identical than Biddy but being a lady she doesn't hold it against him. He doesn't hold it against her either because in some countries that's illegal.




YouTube - The Two Biddies Go To Gozo

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Comedy For The Masses















PEAR SHAPED COMEDY CLUB
Fitzroy Tavern, 16a Charlotte Street, Fitzrovia, London W1

Enquiries 07831 497091 Venue 0207 580 3714
Every Wednesday Adm £5 Doors 8pm Show 8 30pm

WEDNESDAY 12 July
MC's Brian Damage and Krysstal with Anthony Miller & Jimbo proudly present stand up comedy from: Colin Owens, Jamie Goodwin, Steve Forbes, Carl Donnelly, Gordon Cunniff, Richard Amero, Martine Pepper, Lisa Marks, Joseph Wilson, Dangerous T, David Meech, Brendan Naughton,+ Live banjo musak from Al Banjolino

Sunday, July 09, 2006

A French Kiss













B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB

I can't imagine Wayne Rooney losing his head like this. A simple kick in the balls would have been sufficient - and far more gentlemanly.

Great British Design





















B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB